The hotter it is in the jungle, the meaner the lions get, one day a
lion woke up and it is 110 degree in the shade, so he yells "golly
shucks," (well not those exact words). He then began to think "It hot
and just got to do show all the beasts in the jungle who is the king
of the jungle."

He then began rubbing and patting his paws together and said, "There
is no stopping me now, the beasts of the jungle soon know who is the
king of the jungle."

So he strutted and whistled as he is walked down a dusty path where he
saw a giraffe. He yelled out "Hey you…long neck…who is the king of the
jungle? The giraffe, said, "Mr. Lion, everyone knows it is you who is
the king." The lion looked at him and said "Long neck, you are
alright, I am going to let you go with out having to rough you up,
yeah, you are all right."

So the lion continued his walk down the dusty jungle road and just
ahead Bimbo the ape and Kimba the elephant were talking Bimbo saw the
lion coming toward them and said to Kimba "Oh no, it is hot and here
comes old fuzzy head. I do not want any trouble so I going to climb up
this tree."

So the lion walked up to the Kimba and looked him over and blew upon
one of his paws and said to him "Hey you…big ears, yes, you are big
for your size too, now tell me who is the king of the jungle?" Kimba
rolled his eyes and shook his head and looked at the sky. And the
lion said to him "So with those two big ears are you deaf? I asked
you, who is the king of the jungle?" Kimba bit (kind of bit) his
bottom lip and looked the lion and started walking away.

The lion just stared at Kimba as he was walking away and shook his
head and thought to himself, "This big ears freak, who does he think
he is? He does not know who he is fooling with. And I do not care how
big he is, or if he is deaf and dumb, I must show him who the king of
the jungle is. This fool is just going to make my day."

So the lion gathered speed …leapt…and landed a sucker clawing punch
across Kimba right ear and then landed on both feet. Admiring what he
did, the lion then said, "If you want some more of that, you know
where you can get it". He then started shadow clawing at the air,
with both paws.

Kimba with out saying one word, grabed the lion by the neck and fling
him straight up to the sky and he landed with a THUG on the ground.
Kimba then proceed to stump and jump all over the lion for a minute or
so. The lion manage to crawl away while holding his injured hip. He
slowly crawled behind a tree and then peep around it and said to Kimba
"OK, big ears, I am going to let you slide today, but the next time
you do not know the answer, just say so like Weeny the rat did. You
can go now, just remember who is the king of the jungle is and if you
want me to autograph my scratch mark on your ear, get me a glass of
water first."